You love me, stop kidding yourself.

sadillite:

i love this ssonnnggg

I counted the number of times you smiled at me and died on the days you didn’t.

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

(via charientism)

"Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply."

- Stephen R. Covey (via fakeville)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via stephaniepetty)

theaprilsmeow:

This is fucking hilarious, I cried.

Oh my god.

(Source: alitrix)

baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

Oh my god.

(Source: dootzy, via mandy-goes-to-med-school)